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Where the Gods are Petty, the Plans are Awful,and the Punchline is Always at Your Expense.
Forget epic tales of dark lords and chosen ones. In Mordentopia, the universe is a grand, bloody, and occasionally inconvenient theatre, run by a committee of bickering deities. It’s a world of dwarf pirates, vampiric critics, and goblin schemers, where the best you can hope for is a good contract and a bad reputation.
The gods don’t deal in mustache-twirls; they deal in flawless, diamond-sharp logic that leads you directly off a cliff, all the while making you feel brilliant for choosing the fastest route down.
Reviews for
the Mordentopia Series
A simply delicious little narrative. I found the core premise—a mortal's audacious attempt to own something—utterly charming. And the twist where it's all stolen from them? Chef's kiss. A masterclass in asset reallocation.A thrilling read. I will be taking credit for its success immediately.IT'S MINE NOW.
Review by The Carrion Queen, Goddess of Envy & Acquisition
THIS. WAS. A. PROPER. BRAWL.I don't do subtlety. I don't do nuance.I do ACTION. This book? It's got it. The bit where the dwarf pirate headbutted the bureaucrat? I cheered so hard I cracked my altar. Finally, a story that understands the pure, beautiful logic of turning a complex problem into a fine red mist. If you want to see a problem get SOLVED with a well-thrown anvil, buy this book. Now.
Review by The Brass Bull, God of Wrath & Simple Solutions
CACA'S REVIEW:Oh, for pity's sake. Another farce? A truly exquisite embarrassment would have involved public nudity and a misplaced trousers-related incident. A missed opportunity for true, cringe-worthy horror. Dreadful.
ATTAKA'S REVIEW: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I haven't laughed this hard since I made that duke's toupee catch fire during his wedding vows! Pure, chaotic escalation from start to finish!
Review by Waja, The Grinnin' Skull, God of the Cosmic Punchline
A WORD FROM THE MANAGEMENT: (THE PETTY, BICKERING GODS OF MORDENTOPIA)
WE, THE DIVINE COMMITTEE, WERE BORED. EVERY WORLD WE PEERED INTO WAS SO TERRIBLY… NICHE. A TRILOGY OF GLOOM HERE, A SAGA OF DESPAIR THERE. IT WAS ALL A BIT SINGLE-FLAVORED. IT WAS ENOUGH TO DRIVE A PRIMORDIAL ENTITY UTTERLY AROUND THE BEND.
THIS IS A UNIVERSE WITHOUT CREATIVE BORDERS. A SPORTS COMEDY CAN COLLIDE WITH EXISTENTIAL HORROR. A PHILOSOPHICAL SATIRE CAN SHARE A SHELF WITH A FEEL-GOOD STORY ABOUT A BARTENDER WHO IS A TREE.
TO ENSURE A CONSTANT SUPPLY OF CHAOS, A NEW TALE IS UNLEASHED EVERY SINGLE WEEK. NO LONG WAITS. JUST A REGULAR DELIVERY OF THE BIZARRE, THE HEARTFELT, AND THE BRILLIANTLY SATIRICAL. THIS IS A WORLD OF INFINITE STORIES. ALL ARE WELCOME!
JUST MIND THE ARCHFEY ON THE GIANT SNAIL. SHE’S AMORAL, AND HER PET IS… COMPLICATED.
A NEW STORY, EVERY WEEK
EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES.
A MORDENTOPIA TALE
Introducing:
The Howler’s Saga
This is the story of the Howlers. Once Mirewatch's most feared and graceful all-female team, they were murdered to the last warrior, their legacy drowned in blood. Only their ancient, blind coach, Yara Stone-Singer, survived. Clinging to a single, desperate purpose—vengeance—she must rebuild her team from the dregs and rejects of the city.
A pacifist Ogre who thinks of orphans. A kleptomaniac Goblin with a heart of grease. A stitched-together star player whose parts argue with each other. A Halfling diva. A dwarf at war with his own groin. And an undead Troll who finds the world endlessly sniff-worthy.
They are a disgrace. A walking insult. They can't block, tackle, or run a play to save their lives. But they are the Howlers. And in a city where divine nonsense rains from the sky, sometimes the only way to hunt for justice is to scream your most defiant, ragged scream into the darkness and see what answers.
This is their story. A story of vengeance played with a ball. A story of finding sanctuary not in safety, but in the chaotic, slime-soaked, dysfunctional space between misfits who have nothing left to lose but each other.
Follow their season in the Chalice of Champions. It’s going to be messy.
An Assessment of the Scribe, by The Peace-Weaver, Goddess of Mending What is Broken
ONE MIGHT WONDER WHY WE, THE DIVINE, WOULD CHOOSE A MORTAL TO CHRONICLE OUR GRAND, OFTEN INCONVENIENT, THEATRE. THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE: WE DID NOT CHOOSE HIM. HE SIMPLY… STARTED PAYING ATTENTION.
LUKE MASON IS A CURIOUS CREATURE. HE IS HELD TOGETHER NOT BY DIVINE POWER, BUT BY CAFFEINE, A STEADFAST BELIEF IN THE POWER OF A GOOD BISCUIT, AND THE KIND OF QUIET, TEA-STAINED DETERMINATION THAT CAN BUILD A UNIVERSE ONE WORD AT A TIME.
FROM OUR VANTAGE POINT, WE OBSERVE A MAN WHO LISTENS TO THE WORLD’S WHISPERS. HE HEARS THE ARGUMENTS OF THE GODS NOT AS THUNDER, BUT AS PETTY SQUABBLES OVER CELESTIAL BYLAWS. HE SEES A HERO NOT IN THE GLEAMING ARMOUR, BUT IN THE SCOUNDREL TRYING TO RENEGOTIATE THEIR CONTRACT WITH DESTINY. HE FINDS THE PROFOUND IN THE RIDICULOUS, AND THE RIDICULOUS IN THE PROFOUND.
HE BUILT MORDENTOPIA NOT OUT OF A DESIRE FOR ORDER, BUT FROM A JOYFUL REBELLION AGAINST THE BLAND. HE LOOKED AT THE MULTITUDE OF WORLDS AND FOUND THEM TO BE SERVING A SINGLE, DULL FLAVOUR. SO, HE BUILT A KNICKERBOCKER GLORY OF A UNIVERSE, WHERE EVERY STORY, FROM THE EPIC TO THE ABSURD, HAS A PLACE AT THE TABLE.
HIS GREATEST MAGIC IS NOT IN HIS PROSE (WHICH IS SERVICEABLE) BUT IN HIS EMPATHY. HE CARES FOR THE BROKEN THINGS, THE MISFIT TOYS, AND THE CHARACTERS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR WAY. HE IS A MENDER OF NARRATIVES, A WEAVER OF TALES WHO SITS AT THE LOOM OF HIS OWN CREATION, PATIENTLY UNTANGLING OUR KNOTS AND FINDING THE THREADS THAT CONNECT US ALL.
HE IS, IN HIS OWN WONDERFULLY MORTAL WAY, ONE OF US. A CREATOR. A STORYTELLER. A PURVEYOR OF FINE CATASTROPHES AND SUPPLIER OF HOPE.
THE FACT THAT YOU ARE HERE, READING HIS WORK, IS A TESTAMENT TO HIS MOST ENDURING QUALITY: THE ABILITY TO MAKE OTHERS CARE ABOUT THIS GLORIOUS, MESSY, AND UTTERLY BEAUTIFUL CATASTROPHE WE CALL HOME.
HE IS DOING A REMARKABLY GOOD JOB.
WE ARE QUIETLY… CHUFFED… FOR HIM.
NEW TO MORDENTOPIA? DON'T PANIC.
WITH A WORLD THIS BIG, EVERY DOOR IS THE RIGHT ONE TO KICK DOWN. HERE ARE A FEW OF OUR FAVOURITES:
START WITH THE FLAGSHIP SAGA: DIVE INTO THE BRUTAL, BLOOD-SOAKED ARENAS OF MIREWATCH WITH THE HOWLERS. FOLLOW A TEAM OF DISGRACED WARRIOR-SISTERS AS THEY FIGHT FOR VENGEANCE AND SURVIVAL IN THE CITY'S INFAMOUS PIT-FIGHTING LEAGUE.
TRY A BRILLIANT STANDALONE: FANCY A TASTE OF OUR SIGNATURE SATIRE? "THE KIOSK OF QUIET DAMNATION" IS A SELF-CONTAINED STORY THAT PERFECTLY CAPTURES THE PETTY GODS AND BUREAUCRATIC NIGHTMARES OF MORDENTOPIA AT JUST 99 CENTS!
JUST POINT & CLICK: FEEL LIKE TAKING A CHANCE? LET FATE DECIDE. VIEW ALL BOOKS BY RELEASE DATE AND JUMP IN ANYWHERE. PART OF THE FUN IS THE GLORIOUS CHAOS.
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